You’re both hotter than Angelina.
Anna and I high-fived and made brief entries in our mental history books: Nineteenth of May, Two Thousand and Eight. Hotter than the hottest woman ALIVE.
For the record, this wasn’t some line; he meant every syllable. Sure, only because he finds pregnant women patently offensive and fiercely ugly (in his hilarious yet sick and twisted world, it’s not a “baby bump,” it’s a “people sack”), but that’s not the part I’m going to remember.
Me, I’m going to hold on to the part where a man – a warm blooded, testosterony man – told me I was hotter than Angelina Jolie. Because, let’s face it, that’s not going to come up again any time soon.
Sometimes ya gotta take what you can get
Love your blog.
There are men around who don’t rate Angelina as their #1, so I think you should be inclined to agree with the compliment. What’s wrong with talking yourself up???
I dunno, at the rate she’s pumping out kids, you could end up getting that compliment over and over again!
You are.
Go you!
Dude, whatever. Angelina creeps me RIGHT OUT. You’re WAY hotter, whether she is pregnant or not.
But true…the compliment means more coming from a guy. (And I’m now a huge fan of the word “testosterony.” Sounds like it should be a kind of pasta.)
That’s what I thought, too. Like, a pasta with meat sauce.
However, I have to say that I think Angelina is about the most gorgeous thing going. Even preggers. Or maybe, especially preggers because she put on a bit o’ weight.
If someone said that to me I would have them write it down and sign it. Then I would have it bronzed and put it next to my baby shoes. Too much?
As opposed to the times when only the trees, flowers, and Sir Hal say you’re hotter than so and so?
Ang is creepy in a huge way. Her appeal to me is evaporated, much like her tears on the day I got married.
Mike, are you trying to say that only non-sentient life thinks I’m hot?
Ouch, man. Very ouch.
It was an attempt to say it’s very obvious to all that you are highly attractive but turned into something that sounds a lot better in my head. I meant no offense, mea culpa.
I was just messing with you. I hope I didn’t sound truly offended. you’d have to run over my dog to offend me, and i don’t even HAVE a dog.
Want mine? Really? He’d love to visit his Aunt Fish, then the wife and I can go a few weeks w/o “an audience”.
Over-share?
Wait, where are the angry people who find your friend really bizarre for finding pregnant women “patently offensive and fiercely ugly” ?
WTF?
What else does this guy hate? Springtime? Ripe fruit? Bunnies? The moon?
Bleck!
Wait, where are the angry people who find your friend really bizarre for finding pregnant women “patently offensive and fiercely ugly” ?
WTF?
What else does this guy hate? Springtime? Ripe fruit? Bunnies? The moon?
Bleck!
I was wondering the same thing. Where are all the baby bump defenders? It NEVER takes ‘em this long to get all worked up.
Yep. You gotta take those where you can find them. And now, his words have been immortalized for the entire Interweb to read and enjoy!!
Definitely a good day, Fish!
Hahaha…that’s seriously awesome. Go you (& Anna)!
That sounds like the kind of thing my boyfriend tells me when he’s just done something ridiculously stupid and he wants to distract me (and yes it usually works, even though I know it’s just a ruse, because seriously, how can you not be flattered by that, no matter the circumstances?).
I do think Angelina’s been looking fabulous recently, and I agree that it’s because she put the extra bit of weight back on after losing too much. But hey, if pregnancy is a turn off to some guys, who am I to say they’re wrong? You can still totally revel in it anyway : )
ahahahaha i was wondering where they all went as well.. perhaps you scared them off when you *gasp* gave an asshole a taste of his own medicine a couple weeks ago..
I just assumed it was a hilariously sick and twisted random crazy person who dislikes pregnant women and I never get torqued up about those. No point.
*High-five, Girlfriend”
and…”people sack”… ewww.
Hmff…All I usually get is “You look like Uma Thurman.”
Testosterone-y…incidentally, the REAL San Francisco treat…
Was reading Gawker today and came across this…I am guessing its you…Thought you would like to know when you are mentioned…
http://gawker.com/392205/blogger-love-has-always-been-dangerous
This is off topic, but your ad beside your pic is Eric Cline – State Farm. How did that happen? I personally know him and He is in my city, my state and you are so far away????? Do those ads adjust to the person zip that is reading your site? Crazy question, just was thrown off by the ad.
Does the guy have mommy issues, perhaps?
Oh, wow.
A completely delusional and yet wholly believable man.
Not an oxymoron in the slightest.
(but perhaps a bit of a moron in the oh-so-wrong pregnant lovely woman thinking)
You go, girl!
I don’t know whether to laugh myself silly or be highly offended over the term “people sack.” For now, I’m settling for a little of both.
I’m totally with Amanda. Angelina is a’ight and preggers or not she creeps me out!
Wow…it’s been surprisingly civil around hear for DAYS now…did I miss something?
Anyway, I second/third/twenty-fifth the notion that you are “hotter” than Ms. Jolie. And I certainly think Ms. Jolie is pushing the upper limit on female hotness, so that’s not some sideways compliment to say “you’re hotter than someone I don’t think is all that hot.”
Still, if “hotness” = someone I find interesting, attractive and desirable, you are in a league of your very own.
I’m not Brad pit , over time I’ve checked in and out of your blog.
Your honesty often hits to close to home, and I often I’m haunted that your honest about life then I.
Angelina …I always thought her to be superficial. She like yourself have onething in common. Your honest. I saw her on actors studio workshop. She like you hit nerves.
For vwhatever it’s worth , sometimes being ourselves holds more beauty then nice lips.