Eddie: You’re coming out with us tonight.
H: No. I look like trash. Home is where I belong tonight.
Eddie: Here. (ties ribbon around my neck) All prettied up. Come on.
{enter Joel}
Joel: You look like Daisy Duke with that thing on.
H: You hear that? Joel says I look like Daisy Duke. I can’t go.
Eddie: Yes, you can. And it’s not the ribbon that makes her look like Daisy Duke. Yee-haw!
H: Eddie, you’re a sexual harrassment lawsuit just waiting to happen.
Eddie: But you’re coming, aren’t you?
H: Yeah. Yeah, I am.