Am proud to say Kitten Vocalization Lessons seem to be paying off. Though, have yet to get Reluctant Kitten to answer any important questions (such as: "Where is kitten-mommy's eyelash curler?" and "Must I employ bribes to make you love me?"), have witnessed the amazing: Reluctant Kitten sings. Indeed. At first thought something was dreadfully wrong when heard meow-like sounds from under bed. RK has never done more than purr. Thought that I had, after last military tactic of grab-unsuspecting-kitten-and-snuggle, broken kitten. Not so. Discovered, after changing music on stereo, that RK was simply taking first step towards becoming Reluctant Kitten Diva. Expect that soon will lose "Reluctant" part of title altogether and yours truly will be proud owner of Kitten Diva, singing cat. At least one of us will be famous. Is partial to Beetles music and her favorite track, "Help!" Was beginning to suspect Reluctant Kitten of sending SOS to outside world. "Help! Kitten-Mother is tragic, pathetic being." But, E-pal, D, suggests otherwise.
D: Maybe George Harrison is actually trapped in her body and is sending you a message.
H: George Harrison wants more Science Diet wet food?!
Hmmm. Not certain, but beats alternative theory of unsatisfied Kitten on way to stardom. Will pick up more Science Diet on way home from work. Would feel badly having unhappy Mr. Harrsion crying from under bed.