Have spent better part of the afternoon pestering B about which dress to wear to company holiday party. The tight one that reveals holiday pounds added to already-generous backside, yet exposes killer collarbones? Or feminine one which reveals possible back rolls, yet downplays any extra hippage?
B: I say dress number 1.
H: Even if it's tight on the tush?
B: Me, I like 'em tight.
H: But I mean tight... like I have probably put on too much weight to carry it off...
B: Stop. You are not overweight.
H: No, I'm not. Maybe 7 pounds past my summer weight. But that's just a little more J-Lo than I'd like to look in my dress. I think I need a B Mirror in my room. You know, like in Snow White? B, B on the wall, does this make my ass look small?
B: H, H, on my floor, no, you don't look like a whore.
H: Uh, thanks B. (shaking head)