Credit Card Thief got not only nearly-paid-off VISA card (used at Bvlgari), but also debit card... which was used in credit-like fashion at Bloomingdale's... emptying the checking account of yours truly AND over-drawing said account which then emptied the nicely-padded savings account.
Stupid Bank Bastards can do nothing until they have a police report, which, when got the Phone that Rings Forever at the 37th precinct, did not end up filing. So, called the fine, fine NYPD who now informs me, am not able to file police reports by phone. Must do so in person.
H: They tell me I have to go back to NY, but I don't have any god damned money to back! I don't even have a credit card anymore.
J: When do you want to go? I'll drive you any day you need. I can take a sick day anytime.
H: What? I hadn't even thought... (stunned) Thank you so much for even offering. You don't know how much that means right now.
J: Yeah, I can imagine. Just let me know what day you wanna go.
H: You're wonderful.
J: I know.
H: I mean it. I don't even know how to say thanks.
J: I can think of a few ways....
H: (laughing out loud) It was a nice moment....