March 08, 2005

rainy days and tuesdays

Some mornings, not even the third train is the charm. You find yourself on the fourth then, packed with an uncomfortable fraction of Manhattan’s uptown population, wedged together like pickled cucumber spears, sloshing about in train juice. Someone’s umbrella is dripping on your black boots. The stiff-jawed man with the pock marked skin is breathing onto your bare neck. There’s an elbow in your lower back, digging through your raincoat and pushing your mental hotbutton marked with too many exclamation points.

@#*%!!!

God, it may even smell like pickles in here. Acidic and salty and foul. This is not the way you remember rainy days smelling.

It is the way you remember your elementary school cafeteria smelling, though. Mr. Prewitt’s bucket and braided mop and Brian Peterson’s retainer on his lunch tray. Coleslaw and the ill-fated sour milk carton.

Foul.

In contrast, rain was iron-rich clay mud on sneakers, fragrant concrete and dusty, dripping window screens with their octagonal perforations like a fly’s eye. A rusty red wagon, water pooling in the dip in the center where it was warped from years of rides on a gravel road. Nightcrawlers. Irises outside your window, spilling their rootbeer float scented runoff into the dirt.

Nothing on charmed train four smells like irises or clean concrete or even worms. You catch a humid whiff of train juice and wish for worms. Neck Breather hasn’t brushed. You’re tempted to smell your own armpits for relief. When you escape the pickle jar express, making a frenzied dash up the stairs for fresh air, you hope that, at the very least, rainbows are they way you remember them.

Posted by This Fish at March 8, 2005 11:00 AM
Comments

damn girl, that's nasty

Posted by: ak at March 8, 2005 11:08 AM

Nice! Very nice!

Posted by: Urban Echo at March 8, 2005 11:10 AM

hmmm. a simply lovely expression of thoughts. whenever i get like you sound in your last two blog entries, i find that i'm restless, desperate, somewhat depressed. i find i'm in that mood now - burned out, uncentered, not in the place i should be. i wouldn't call it inconsistent as much as i'd say that i'm unhappy and am ready for a change.

Posted by: RazDreams at March 8, 2005 11:11 AM

You know things smell bad when your own armpit brings relief. Wowsers. I remember quite vividly those days of living in NYC and that 'smell'...especially at Time Square waiting for the 1/9. Ew.

I'm sending sugar, vanilla, freesia, melon, cedar...all good smells your way.

Posted by: J. at March 8, 2005 11:38 AM

You write really, really well; this is something I want to read again. I will come back. Cheers.

Posted by: Shakie G at March 8, 2005 11:50 AM

We don't have trains, but I deal with the same kind of thing on the bus most days.
That is when I put my shirt over my nose and breath through it....therefore scenting the air with my body spray.

Posted by: She who shall not be named at March 8, 2005 11:51 AM

ugh, and now there's snow coming down sideways as i stare out the window at 43rd and 6th ave. not a pretty sight.

Posted by: gleek at March 8, 2005 11:52 AM

Irises smell like root beer? Wow. I am going to plant me some of those. Now, I'm thirsty for root beer. I first typed toot beer. That was funny. Now I am giggling. Toot beer. I can't stop giggling. Time for lunch!

Posted by: peruby at March 8, 2005 12:05 PM

Wish for worms. Thanks for naming my new album.

I've got sideways snow at 185th Street, too.

As usual, well-written, good eye for detail, etc...I give it a thumbs-up. Or more appropriately, a thumbs-up-your-nose, so you don't have to smell the vileness anymore.

And BTW, if all you get in your back is an ELBOW? Count yourself lucky....

Posted by: Esther at March 8, 2005 12:06 PM

were it not cause it's so beautifully written I don't think we would have fully grasped the seriousness of the situation...
But I recognize that situation too well...this is the reason why i walk to work no matter how bad it is outside!

Posted by: annush at March 8, 2005 12:25 PM

Oh, how that made me miss NYC.

Posted by: janet at March 8, 2005 12:32 PM

Love this post....*LOVE* it.

I always look forward to reading you!

Posted by: MsOktober at March 8, 2005 12:42 PM

Very nice.

Posted by: Bond Girl at March 8, 2005 12:45 PM

This was fabulous. ab fab!

Posted by: Jasika at March 8, 2005 01:38 PM

wish for worms. i can't wait to hear the album.

excellent as always. you keep me coming back every day (and being slightly paranoid as i am, whenever i check and you haven't posted yet i always think "damn. she knows i'm lurking, and she's not going to post." how's that for selfcentered?).

thanks.

Posted by: ropedancer at March 8, 2005 01:50 PM

train juice? TRAIN JUICE?

thanks for the visual, fish. thanks a lot.

* dumps oj down the sink *

Posted by: brando at March 8, 2005 01:59 PM

I think this entire blog was just your excuse to use that pickle analogy you thought of a while back :)

Posted by: Pete at March 8, 2005 02:21 PM

So vivid! I felt like I was on that train with you, desperate to be anywhere else. I feel your pain girl! I enjoy your blog.

Posted by: Jennifer at March 8, 2005 05:26 PM

The metro in Paris can get FUN-KY on humid days.

Okay, I'm sorry to druge out the old French-smelly stereotype, but IT EXISTS FOR A REASON. (Plus, they're my family. I'm allowed).

Posted by: Coquette at March 8, 2005 05:29 PM

i so enjoyed that, especially the fly-eyed window screens :) reminded me of looking out my bedroom window on a rainy day, wanting to go outside to play. thanks!

Posted by: Wendi at March 8, 2005 05:47 PM

Thats' nothing compared to the time when a man jerked off on me on a Busy F train!

Posted by: mrsmogul at March 8, 2005 05:56 PM

Excellent writing. You brought that completely to life for me. And I have never ridden on a subway, or been to NYC. My husband is trying to talk me into going there...so I'm going to have him read your post. I don't need to see it, I can experience it thru you, and Greek Tragedy.
I look forward to each of your posts.
Oh, and Mrsmogul? OMG!!!

Posted by: 3rd Times a Charm ( 3T ) at March 8, 2005 06:08 PM

I feel just like one of those pickles.

Posted by: sally at March 8, 2005 10:40 PM

Heather, have you seen what's going on over at Dooce?

Posted by: Torrie at March 8, 2005 10:59 PM

Love the pickle juice!!

Posted by: PL at March 8, 2005 11:08 PM

nice.

Posted by: leah at March 8, 2005 11:55 PM

This is beautiful.

Posted by: alicia at March 9, 2005 12:32 AM

There are so many people living in the city, there should really be a more effective way of getting everyone to work instead of having them packed in a train like sardines. Whatever happened to the segway, I thought that could have been a good option, I mean to just have a line of rotating segways going from downtown all the way to uptown in circles all day, and you would see al in of people in their segways going to their respected places. Wouldnt that be so much better?

Posted by: DanTam at March 9, 2005 08:06 AM

thank you for giving me just one more reason not to live in the big city.

Posted by: pettit at March 9, 2005 10:22 AM

That's why you should move downtown. Perhaps colder during winter, but you don't have that absurdly crowded 6 train or southbound 1/9. You can also find a taxi even on a rainy day most of the time. Nice blog, but needs more pics of hot women.

Posted by: Dealmaker at March 9, 2005 10:29 AM

Reading this reminded of riding the L train when I was in high school. I KNEW you were gonna mention the breathing on the neck part before I even read it! And still they want to raise the fares even more...I just don't get it.

Posted by: richard at March 9, 2005 12:31 PM

You are a favorite of mine. I'll be back. BTW, I live in Chicago and it doesn't smell much better here, so you're not alone.

Posted by: green sweater at March 9, 2005 01:58 PM

This really was a beautiful piece; very picturesque and lots of great images. Poetry. Which is what I thought of when you described the misery of being on the train, packed in all those people. What if, very softly, you sang a song? What if you recited a short poem in a soft voice, to yourself? Sure, they would all think you were crazy (which might make them step back a pace, giving you more breathing room, so not such a bad idea) but I was thinking more along of the lines of loosing something beautiful into the air to chase away the grey drizzled mindset of a rainy day.

Thanks again for a beautiful post.

Posted by: Michael R at March 14, 2005 02:27 PM