if… then

February 20th, 2004

If

you live in a climate that is currently sunny and at LEAST 80 degrees, and somewhat in proximity of a beach…

Then

could you please invite me to come visit for a few days?

And could you please call it a “family emergency”?

Thank you in advance.

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10 comments to if… then

  • Sara
    February 20, 2004 at 2:07 PM

    I live in Fort Lauderdale but it hasn’t been as hot at 80 this past week – 61 was the high yesterday. But they say Saturday will be 81! So come on down!

  • GRand Master B
    February 20, 2004 at 2:32 PM

    Ditto from St. Petersburg, FL. We’ve got margaritas and island music on the beach.

  • Mr. G
    February 20, 2004 at 3:20 PM

    I have a friend whose fiance is clerking in the Virgin Islands. Surely we can get him to file a fake suit in the District Court down there so that you have to go down. Maybe at the same time I’m on vacation there with Stace.

    Party in the Courthouse!!!

  • KJB
    February 20, 2004 at 3:56 PM

    Come on over.. Tucson awaits the Fish!

  • Fish
    February 20, 2004 at 4:00 PM

    Tucson? Is there now a beach in Tucson?

  • JRCM
    February 20, 2004 at 6:22 PM

    Nope. But there’s more ppols than you can shake a stick at…

  • julia
    February 20, 2004 at 11:54 PM

    come on over.

    maybe you could help decorate the guest room while you stay in it…

  • Fish
    February 21, 2004 at 12:00 AM

    NOW you’re talking! Do we get to paint?!?!

  • Charlene
    February 21, 2004 at 1:23 AM

    We’re looking set to have another summer heat wave next week in Perth, Western Australia. 40 degrees celsius and 80% relative humidity, it’s worse than the tropics.

    I’d call a family emergency if you brought an a/c unit along with you (assuming they don’t ban it’s use again on those critically hot days like they did earlier this week)!

  • Heather
    February 21, 2004 at 6:26 PM

    You can always come to Mississippi. It’s currently warm and beautiful. And thanks to the prolific February rain, we have a number of scenic flooded cotton fields for you to sun yourself by, but the mosquitos are already becoming a problem…

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