am being such a smart ass today. someone stop me before I get fired.
Higher Up: blah blah… blah… pretend to care… blah.
H: (getting up from conference room table) Please excuse me.
Higher Up: Where are you going?
H: To calm down. If I don’t leave now, I will lose my temper. And if I lose my temper, I will speak my mind. I feel very strongly about what happened here yesterday and if I tell you just what that is, one of two things will happen. Either I will quit or you will fire me. I want to avoid that.
Higher Up: (really long pause) Fair enough.
Honest AND professional – kickass! You’re like a Cosmo article come to life! heh
(not meant to be insulting)
yikes. i’m never that honest at work.
Impressive.
You should have showed him your cooter.
Ha!! Ha!! You said Cooter.
Rocco, you’re so romantic…will you marry me?
Rocco is already married. Or as good as. Sorry laides, he’s taken!
These boots are made for walkin’, and walking’s what I’ll do … someday these boots are gonna walk all over you …