Is it wrong that I get such joy out of making my Butterball turkey dance on the kitchen counter? I mean, you should see him (or her?) Tootsie Roll. To the left, to the left…
It’s inspiring.
Happy Thanksgiving, all.
*** update ***
pumpkin pie? done.
deviled eggs? done.
jell-o salad? done.
turkey? still dancing. how can you cook a dancing turkey??
Him and the Carolina Panthers’ mascot, Sir Purr.
Who, I suspect, would make a poor Thanksgiving entree.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I guess the old saying is true — you can get anything to dance, if you’re willing to stuff bread crumbs up its butt.
Or, um, something like that. Maybe.
okay, so this is an advice free zone…………..can I call this a TIP and still get away with it?
• get a tea-towel the thickness of cheesecloth, or actual cheesecloth, big enough to cover your turkey.
• soak it in a bit of olive/veg. oil, not a lot, just enough to cover the whole thing
• season the top of the turkey
• lay the cloth overtop
• baste every 1/2 hour – when the juice is avail – until done
why am I tipin” you this? ’cause I know fish wants nothing less than a flawless dinner. it works everytime!
happy thanksgiving fish
yay! I made pumpkin pie today! (I’m not a cook, either).. and almost burned it.