1. A new job. For the last several months, anytime I was asked, “So, what do you do?” I changed the subject. When my avoidance was mistaken for modesty (like I’ve ever been legitimately accused of that), I resorted to being blunt. “I really hate my job, so let’s talk about something else.” Tres graceful, right? Now I can’t shut up about it, and I haven’t even started. I wonder if my mouth will get tired of forming the words, “I’m so excited!” I hope not.
2. A dysfunctional family. They may be a huge mess, but they are my huge mess and I wouldn’t replace a single one of them.
3. An absence of drama. Dysfunctional family aside, this year has been calm – maybe eerily so. Last November marked the height of bad relationship mêlée (I can still hear the sound that six bottles of Heineken make shattering on the cement) and I thought things would never go back to normal. Well, in a way I was right. They didn’t. For that I’m thankful.
4. Sir Halitosis Maximus, the Duke of Bad Breath. On pain of sounding like the Crazy Cat Lady, that little shit is four-footed, fur-covered joy. I love that he plays fetch at four a.m., that I have to wake him up and drag him out of the sink before I can do dishes, and that he stalks me when I’m in the shower. I love that when I come home from work, I’m required to hug him for a good five minutes before he’s over being abandoned for the day and can get back to playing with hair elastics. I even love that the idea that something bad could happen to him makes me horribly sad.
5. My friends. My friends are better than your friends. They just are. I don’t know that I’ve done anything to deserve such generous, intelligent and otherwise amazing people in my life, but there they are. I do this thing, you see, where I’ll accept invitations to parties and then, out of anxiety, not show up. I don’t mean to, and it’s something I’m working on. But for all my shenanigans, there are people who keep on inviting me because they genuinely care whether or not I am there. There are people who do small and incredible things like, buy my movie tickets because she “read about the broccoli!” or hold my hair back while I puked my guts out for two days on the floor of a hotel in a foreign country.
6. Everything else. Pink flannel pajamas, strangers on buses, waffles with strawberries, Stevie Wonder on my iPod. Unplanned vacations, fugging, arguments that end well, new people, old movies and finding money in pockets of last year’s winter coat. Among other things.
At the request of Chocolate Queen Sara of NYC libraries and other places, I’ve bookmarked you. Don’t let me down, please.
From one crazy cat lady to another…Happy Thanksgiving!
Top three reasons to be jealous of a cat:
3) easily amused
2) you can sleep all day
1) paragraph 4
Me personally, I’ll quote The Talking Heads:
“In a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife…my God, how did I get here?”
My favorite part is the excruciatingly correct title.
Happy Thanksgiving you disfunctional, cat-loving, anxiety-ridden love godess! xxoo
You got it pretty good sister and the best part? I think it’s going to get even better.
Love you.
I love thankful lists! I also love the absence of drama.
That was an awesome list. Now I feel guilt-riddled for not posting my thankfulness. Shame on me.
Yes, the absence of drama is most wonderful. Happy Thanksgiving from another Crazy Cat Lady.
heather- you really do have a lot things for which you can be thankful. Especially the good friends, and the Fugging (what ever it is
Happy Thanksgiving! and i totally agree on the cat I’m thankful for mine And the fact that she’s deaf just makes her that much more lovable, the deaf ones give people more of a chance at first, because they can’t hear them approach. Oh and im also thankful for cute dogs
I love your family too. I’ve met everyone but the youngest but from what I hear she is awesome too.
ps. your dad is so funny
So are you THE Heather from “go fug yourself??!!”
No, I’m not.
Happy Thanksgiving, Fish. Bummer, I’ve been de-listed.
But you haven’t! Check the ‘About Me’ page. All of my links are there.
Pink flannel pajamas and money in last year’s winter jacket… yes. Definitely the warm fuzzies. Happy (belated) Thanksgiving!
My cat is THE reason I’m hesitating on going into the Peace Corps…
Sorry to break the news to you, but my friends are the best. They simply are.
I’m sure yours are pretty good too, though.