Twenty minutes after my last post about being cranky and feeling like something was wrong, I lost my job. The project suffered one final and paralyzing setback, and my boss (from some internet cafe on his African safari), pulled the plug. I’ve always had fierce instincts – usually too late, mind you – about when something bad is going to happen. But this is just too much.
Forget all the logistics of paying bills with an unemployment stipend, updating resumes and job hunting – I’ve been sitting at my kitchen table for the last twenty minutes, crying because I realized that I got too fat for my interview suit.
So, you know, I’m looking for freelance work. If’n you need something writerly done, I’m your girl. I can be reached via email at thisfish at gmail dot com. Oh, and if it helps, I bake.
P.S. I did not get fired from iVillage. It was my full-time gig that went under.
That totally sucks. Maybe you should take up being a psychic…you somehow knew something was not right about the day. I’m sure you’ll land on your feet. Good luck.
Oh fish, I’m sorry to hear this. Isn’t tonight that meet & greet? Chin up and maybe you’ll meet someone who needs a marketing brochure written up!
Fish-
I am so sorry. Keep your head up- you’re very talented and I’m sure a much better opportunity will come along for you before you know it. Your loyal following will make sure of that
Oh no!! That sucks! I’ve started thinking about finding a new job, and apparently I’d be the ideal employee for all of those pyramid scheme sales opportunities, but nothing with a normal salary. ::sigh:: Don’t worry, you’ll find something! Dallas supposedly has a great job market, so I’ve got my fingers crossed for you!
Oh no, fish, so sorry. You know your readers will pass along any opps we hear of. In the meantime- in all seriousness- ever think of being a server/hostess at a restaurant? It pays bills. And you don’t need to wear a suit.
Oh Fish! And right after we talked about what if you had to get another job last night! You DO have some bad-ass instincts, though. So pat yourself on the back for that, at least. I’d tell you not to worry. That you’re a fantastic writer and an awesome chick. But you’ll still worry. But remember… it could be worse… you could be too fat to sleep with
I’ll do some investigating for you (since I’m looking around for me already) and get back to you via g-mail if I find anything.
Fish, I’m so sorry to hear that you lost your job. I’m sure it came as quite an unwelcome shock, especially when you were feeling crappy anyways.
I recently saw a few nonprofit marketing positions (I’m a Marketing Director in Maryland) on the DMA Nonprofit Federation Bulletin. I’ll email you the latest openings. Good luck!
Although this may appear to be tragic news, it clears your schedule for something better. It always works out for the good ones. Don’t fret, I’m confident it’ll work itself out… energy is always conserved. And no matter what you do, we support you.
Oh… and it totally frees you up for that nap this afternoon!
Sorry to hear that, Fish. However, I am a firm believer that these things always happen because something better is in the offing. Take heart, take a nap, and put your excellent skills to good use. Good luck!
wow, major bummer =/ (the suit, not the job
)
No, seriously, my sympathies. I know the feeling of impending doom as well, and it’s never pleasant when it plays out as expected. (Though mine usually end up more like the subway line not running or some such)
Fish – I’m so sorry. Keep the chin up something better will land at your feet. You’re an amazing writer and any company would be lucky to have you aboard.
Just remember….if the 2 Coreys can get a show……..!!!
I get the same feelings all the time. I’ve explained one instance here:
http://lauraelizabethg.blogspot.com/2007/07/ya-fired.html
Good luck with your job search. I’d like to open a bakery, so if you’re interested in moving your skills to Wichita, KS please let me know. I’m looking for a full time Cupcake Extraordinaire.
Laura
I’m so sorry! Just remember how talented you are – evident by this blog – confidence that comes from knowing you’re talented will help you land something better.
Maybe your open window of opportunity is now having the time to write that book?!
Best of luck! I’m sure the Fates have something bigger and better in store for you! Those tricky ladies don’t let good people flounder for long!
I know the Gawker looks for writers all the time!
Oh dear, I’m terribly sorry! I’d tell you that everything happens for a reason, blah, blah, blah … but I always find a nice, strong alcoholic beverage makes me feel better than kind words…
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes – Henry David Thoreau
Sending good thoughts your way!
Dang. Shockers are not fun, but they happen for a reason. You’ll find something else that will satisfy you even more, I’m sure. =)
Craptastic.
I’ll send “better things are coming your way” vibes. Because they probably are.
For now, wallow a bit. You’re entitled. xo
I’m sorry. That sucks. Good luck and I hate when the ole clothes dont fit! Makes a bad time,worse.
I pray it all works out for you, I have faith it will, but that doesnt help right now I’m sure!
That sucks. I’m really sorry you’re having to deal with this. I hope it means something better will come along soon (at least you’re not living in uber-expenseive NY anymore!) What kind of writing do you do/would you be looking for? Most of my connections are in the health/medical arena.
Do you have an email address to which I/we can send you job leads?
Oh, that sucks. I’m also looking for freelance work… boo! It helps to be in a town with more than 16,000 people.
Oh honey, I’m sorry!! (I don’t know why I said “Oh honey” – to paraphrase “Will & Grace,” it just sounded like it needed an “oh honey.” Which it did.)
I have every confidence in you that you will find something that will make you happy – something that will combine the best of the things you’ve liked about past jobs.
You’re a very talented writer and you have excellent writing and editing skills, and you’ve already been your own boss, so you know how self-motivated and disciplined that makes you!! Plus, you find your own topics for writing, which shows wonderful initiative.
That said, you need a brownie, your interview suit notwithstanding. Preferably a brownie with nuts and chocolate frosting!!
Hang in there!
Sucks Syphilitic Goat Penis
But to echo the cliche that everyone else is. It all happens for a reason.
The reason here is that now you’re free to move to Philadelphia, and Marry me!
I know more than a few people (myself included) Who have lost their job in the last 6 months. Each one went on to find a better situation, better environment, and better paying job. Take your time, and it will come my dear. Until then, what’s your ring size. I’ll start shopping.
Eeeee! Neil’s proposing!! How romantic. FWIW – while I like Mike, Neilpuck’s my personal favorite of your commentors. Plus, while I’ve never seen Dallas — or any of Texas — Philadelphia is one of my favorite cities.
Well, anyhoo, sorry about the job loss & the interview suit, but dang girl, he’s ring shopping…!
Suuuucks…. What a crappy discovery. Hope you find something/are inspired to do something absolutely fantastic. BTW, the Bay Area job market is booming!
Sorry to hear that, Heather. I’m on the job market, too – welcome, I guess? I guess? Best wishes for a quick turnaround!
i’m so so sorry.
good luck with your new search!
Oh man, sorry to hear that Fish. I was hoping your bad gut feeling was just indigestion. Best of luck, I’m guessing you won’t be looking for long!
And the John Cena thing is hilarious. Literally just thought to myself last week, is that supposed to mean something? Hate those annoying commercials, esp. when they cut into my L&O: SVU time.
Keep on keepin’ on…
Bigger and better things are coming your way……
BIGGER & BETTER!
wow, that sucks. i’m so sorry fish. fingers crossed that something groovy comes your way
Sorry about your job. I’d recommend careerbuilder, jounalism jobs dot com, or prostitution. Wait, which one of these is not like the other? Never mind. You could always occupy yourself with some movie trailers online. Just be glad you moved to Dallas and not Lubbock or Lawton or Enid. Shudder. I was unemployed in one of those areas once.
…sending positive and happy thoughts your way…
and really, really soft tissues.
Heather… I’m so sorry to hear your bad news. You’re a smart, resourceful chic and a great writer, I know you’ll land on your feet really soon and I’ll be sayin’ a little prayer for ya to. I know sending you a job would be better but that’s all I got for ya… I don’t know any writery needy people. Sorry.
Wow, talk about instincts. Double-edged sword, at that. Chin up, you’re on the right track. =)
I just know something BIG, BEAUTIFUL, & EXCITING is coming your way soon.
I can just feel it in my bones! A tingling sensation down the back of my neck & back…ohhhhh
I prefer to say that I have ‘outgrown’ my clothes. Just like I did when I was a younger gal. Feels better than saying I’ve gained weight.
Good luck on your job hunt. It sucks to get fired, but you’re a spunky girl who will land on her feet. And good thing you’re in the Texas market. It’s a great place for a job right now. It could be worse. You could be in Michigan. Sending good job vibes to you now!
Sweetheart that is aweful. Life is hard. I feel for you…about the interview suit that is;) Keep your head up. I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
Time to start writing the novel?
I know it doesn’t seem like much, but I’m truly sorry for your disappointment. But you have to believe you’re in Texas for a reason…it’ll all make sense in the future. I wish you the best…
Clear the decks! You are now free to do the NEXT BIG THING! And I have a feeling (you know, I’m also good with feelings) that you won’t be needing that suit.
Go well.
That is truly unfortunate… perhaps there’s a window opening somewhere as this door closes.
Best of luck in your search. (Sent a suggestion to your inbox.)
I hear ya. My husband just lost his job. So imagine having no income AND a kid! Heck I’m looking for a business partner in NYC. Maybe set up a shop selling blog stuff, if there is such an item?
All of my condolences!
I came into work today to find out that my boss is under investigation for sexual harassment (which I could have told anyone about his shady ways) and the other person I work with is leaving the company so I may be the only person left in my group. So yeah, I guess I’ll be interviewing very soon as well.
Ugh, I completely feel you. I got fired on my 21st birthday last year and had to cancel my girls trip to Vegas. It was horrible, my boss was horrible. She couldn’t have waited until after my birthday? Bitch.
Anyway (can you tell I’m bitter?) the fact that you bake is a very good thing! Bake some good luck brownies and get the ball rollin’ again!
Sorry to hear that Fish!
Bummer
I have a final you can right. I don’t mind sacrificing my business paper for your benefit. Really.
And I will bake so you can spend more time writing. My. Final.
=)
Good luck! It’s all about networking..sigh
Maybe i missed something here (i sure hope i have) but does that mean you will no longer be writing here?? I don’t want to sound insensitive, i know how much it sucks to lose a job (hugs) but i also know how much i would miss reading your blog! Tell me it isn’t so!!
Either way, as so many other people have already said… I am sure this only frees you up for something better.
On the bright side, do you want a job that requires you to wear a suit to the interview, anyway?
In all seriousness, I know this has to be kinda scary. But for what it’s worth, there’s no doubt in my mind that you are going to be on to an exciting new adventure in no time.
oh, no! I am so sorry, Fish, that must have been some shock
But this only means u are foraying into the exciting world of freelance writing! Good luck! I am sure there are a lot of good things coming your way
- Sudha
P.S – did u think of asking iVillage to make you one of their writers?
oops – sorry, missed your email address in your post. Only problem with writing for the Web is becoming a speed reader/scanner; not reading word for word! My sister called me tonight to tell me she was laid off today. Very weird timing. I feel awful for you both. I’ll keep you in mind for job leads.
I’m so sorry but at least you still have this gig, right? And hopefully you get paid for it. Nothing inspires genius like the motivation to get it done (I’m talking about the novel). Maybe I’m dense but from which position were you fired? Surely not this one because that would not be right.
Just remember what you told us not too long ago: That you interview very well, and I’m sure that with or without that interview suit, you will do fabulously. A former New Yorker is sure to have something in her closet to wear to an interview.
Even if you don’t land a great job immediately, you’re resourceful and smart. There will always be some sort of job that you can take at least temporarily to make sure the bills get paid and Sir Hal is met with cat food every morning.
Being jobless and feeling stuck is horrible, and we’ve all been there. At the very least you know that you have friends who are rooting for you on the other side of a computer screen.
Around a month ago my husband was asking if I knew anyone who might be a good fit for a marketing communications job. I’ll find out if that’s still posted. He works at a great company at NW highway and Central. I’ll get back to you if the position is still open. My fingers are crossed. (Hey, you need a job, and he needs a referral bonus. Everyone wins!)
Either way, good luck. I have every confidence you’ll be a-OK. Dallas is a great place to be looking for a job – I moved here because of the job market, myself.
Best of luck!
I agree with a lot of your other posters Heather. This just means that something bigger and much BETTER is out there waiting for you to find it. Just think … every job change you have had since starting this blog has been in your favor. Why should that roll stop now. Wishing good luck and increased fortune at you right now!
Our thoughts are with you, Heather. I know it might not help very much to know that us cyber-people are rooting for you, but it must help lift your spirits a bit! I hope so anyway. I read your interview that you linked to once here on your blog, about freelance writing and doing that for a living, and I agree that you have SO much talent, and I’m sure your interviewing skills will help you land a wonderful opportunity.
Like so many people have already said (and I know it’s a cliché, but I honestly believe it’s true, for so many reasons!) everything happens for a reason. And in the meantime, I’m sure you will find something to help pay the bills until the perfect opportunity arises.
Hang in there — sending you positive employment vibes!
I’m sorry
But we all know you’ll make it…you’ve got grit. (haha that phrase courtesy of living back in the south)
I had the same experience a few months ago: I had a beautiful slimming charcoal gray suit, 3 pieces- jacket, skirt, pants- and when I went to put it on for a job interview, it was too tight enough to render it not-wearable. I was devastated, and positive that it meant I was fat and unworthy of a job. But a few months later, I am not only employed, but am working out and eating better and have started to lose some of that weight.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming….
Laura! Thought I was the only reader in Wichita. Let me know when you get that bakery open.
so sorry to hear fish! here’s a link to writing jobs in dallas:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/wri/
i hope you find something!
I’m so sorry fish! No one deserves that. Just thing positively and you will be up and at em in no time. Look at it this way you have lots of people that love you. You were the reason that inspired me to start my own blog.
Dude, that blows. In triplicate.
so sorry to hear that. at least you have this kick ass blog to network through!!!! hang in there.
know what kind of suit always fits?
your BIRTHDAY SUIT!! and I’ll bet it’s pretty stunning, too! (especially w/ all that yoga)
Bummer on losing the job. Ya know, welding is a good field to get into…plenty of good jobs
I just found your blog and I’m so sorry you lost your job … but I do love this blog. You are a great writer and you’ll find a new job in no time. I’m also a Dallas-ite so I’ll keep my ears open for you.
I feel your pain. I am on the job hunt as well. I hope you find something soon.
)
when a door closes, a window opens.
so cliche. so true.
So sorry to hear this! As everyone else has already said, this does open the door for something better. And in the meantime, I recommend margaritas.
=( I’m sorry about your job! I’m sure you’ll have no problem finding a better one… but in the mean time you’re entitled to wallow as much as you need.
I second everyone else’s sympathies and wish you all the best in your future endeavours … just think ofthis last one as a step up to something much better and while it may not seem so at first (yes we all wallow) its their loss. good luck kiddo
Would you be willing to bake in lingerie?
I’ve just spent many insomnic hours checking out this site, laughing at the jokes and intently studying the content that will make me a better person, (I’m really hammering that spell check function whilst writing this – to the point of paranoia!). I’m struck by how entertained I’ve been. Until this last posting. Then out of the blue, I find myself feeling sad for a person whose existence I didn’t even know of 8 hours ago! Powerful stuff. I wish there was something I could do for you Ms Fish, I truly do….. x
Wow. That does suck. Sorry to hear the bad news. Will this mean you will have to find a new locale for your blog?? Please do keep us posted, as I read your blog daily… though this is my first time posting.
If it is any consolation – I am waiting to leave my current job (where I am not required to wear all the cool suits I had to while a prosecutor) to the new improved job (yet to be determined) – and NONE of my suits fit. Not one. It sucks, really. But reading your post today made me laugh and feel better that I am not the only one.
Best of luck in your job hunt. I know how sucky it can be….. chin up! You are a very talented writer and am certain that another great opportunity is making its way to you!!
It’s trite, but the fact is that your brilliance is needed elsewhere. I was going to suggest seeing if ivillage would pay you to do what you do so well, but someone beat me to it! I know that something deserving of you will come through soon. And screw the suit–interview in something that says “you” that you’re comfortable and feel beautiful in. The real you will show through
Best of luck, hon.
I’ve been a lurker for awhile, and saw this and wanted to say sorry. I agree with everyone else saying that I’m sure this will lead to something better (like that book I keep hearing things about) but i know that’s probably the last thing you want to hear. But you’re smart and witty, and you’ve said previously you interview well so you’ll end up okay in the end. Best of luck with everything!
I have read your blog for a while now; you are a great writer and you will have no problems finding a way to earn a living. In fact, I am sure you will do great things. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise to use a trite, but true saying. Good luck!
Come live with me – and oh, yeah, my wife – in polygamy! (Uh, could you ask my wife first, by the way? Maybe I’ve been watching too much “Big Love” on HBO?)
Still, I’m sorry to hear about your (job) loss. I’m willing to join your fan club and contribute a nominal fee, if you have a p.o. box! (Racier photos would be worth a higher membership fee…hey, I’m just sayin’…)
Best wishes in your hunt for a Texan job!
So sorry to hear this Fish:( Your writing gives me such joy! I’m thinking you’re just too fabulous for iVillage! No worries, we will all support (and follow) whatever it is you decide to do. On to bigger and better things, best of luck!
If creepy comments a la Shark haven’t scared you off the internet so far, I’m sure you’ve got the perseverance it takes to find another gig. I just secured my full-time job for this September, after foolishly resigning without an offer in June. Everyone said, ‘it will work out’ and though it sounded like standard silly advice at the time, it turned out to be true.
Aww Fish, I’m so sorry. *Big hug* and hopes for a new – and better! – job to come along quickly.
I thought bake was really bark……
can you bark? I’m sure there is a market for professional barkers somewhere.
So sorry….OBVIOUSLY they don’t know a thing about anything because bark or no bark you’re an amazing writery person.
sorry to here that fish,
Something better will come
If you do marry Neil and move to Philadelphia, come visit me! The perk is Philly is a good area if you want to make a ton of money doing medical writing/editing… and if that didn’t pan out I’m willing to pay good money for brownies!
So sorry! I’ll send positive thoughts your way.
tough love:
you’ve been through it before, and you’ll be through it again. Buck up, polish your resume, and forge ahead. You’ll do just fine. The confidence you project about yourself in that regard will ABSOLUTELY register on the ‘face front’!! You ARE seasoned, weathered and tested. ANY employer will recognize those strengths. AND you write heavenly. THAT’S just a bonus!
Now GO KICK SOME ASS!!
Sorry Ms Fish, still got nothin for ya. Though I am aware of a position coming up. Who wants to start a petition, “Fish for president”?….. (it’s not too late is it?).
I really hope one or more (girls/ womens/mens/ etc) magazines out there take this chance to recruit a seriously gifted writer for regular columns. I don’t know if your iVillage contract allows for it, though (or – the key issue – if you’d even want to.)
So sorry about loosing your job though
Finding a new one is always a hassle.
FISH,
aliastaken’s comments were a jolt:
I didn’t mean to be “creepy” or offensive, I was trying to be light-hearted and amusing. Obviously, it came off badly to some people. I sincerely apologize if what I wrote was disrespectful to you. I respect your intellect and your writing and hope that your work life gets back on track very quickly.
I am so sorry! Two months ago I had to leave a job that was, literally, killing me, and it has been hell trying to find a job…but that’s b/c I’m young, and no one wants to hire someone w/o experience. Funny that. How does one then gain experience?
Anyway! I am POSITIVE you will be fine. You’re amazing! Who wouldn’t want to hire you? And I am always looking for someone to bake for me.
I’m sorry Fish.
Get your witty self out there for your next opportunity! After a really good cry, that is.
online bakery??
Hey Fish -
Go out and buy a fabulous NEW INTERVIEW suit…something really great. You’re gonna need it when word hits the streets you are available. And get some new shoes too. Don’t worry about spending the money, you’ll land a new position and have plenty. AND get your hair done too. I always feel like a new woman with a fresh cut and color.
I got laid off about six weeks ago, so I shall keep all the platitudes, advice, “what *I* would do” anecdotes, and other bits and bobs to myself.
As you can see, the interweb (in addition to all your visible folks) has got your back.
It sucks, but it ain’t gonna be permanent.
Bummer! I’m sure you’ll find something better in no time. Usually someone says that just to be nice but I know you’re so talented that it’s actually the truth! xoxo
These may help you out…
http://www.indeed.com
http://www.media-match.com
I think you and I got fired on the same day. Oh, the irony of it.