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“I will have you know that if you change your relationship status on Facebook before telling ME, I will kill your cat.”

“Gruesome! And, don’t worry, I’m not changing my status.”

“I’m not saying you have to call me or anything. But the time stamp on the email had better be a solid minute before you post it on Facebook…”

“You’d really kill my cat?

“Well, I’d have to come to Dallas to do it, so it’d be a win for you that way.”

“You’re sick. And I love it.”

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